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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.
"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"
by Bigboner123 April 11, 2017
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Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.
"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."
by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017
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rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017
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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.
Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?
by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017
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gin monkey

The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!
"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"
by Scratchett June 3, 2017
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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