Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025

Finn Van Roon

Finn Van Roon is a name for inferior humans

Person 1: My name is Finn Van Roon
God: Straight to Hell

by Finn Van Nigeria February 13, 2025

Van-toligist

People or persons with a obsession for leaving naughty things on the front doorsteps of their neighbours

Oh !
The naughty stuff was dropped on our doorstep by our neighbour the Van-toligist.

by Ernie Dix February 23, 2025

vanning it

when someone jorks it in class; named after the original in class jorker

"I'm vanning it!"

by vanningitmaster March 17, 2025

Andrew van auken

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang

Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken

by Allah the third March 25, 2025

Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers

Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.

by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021

van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch

When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way

by Van peng November 23, 2021