Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

by Plmokni May 8, 2019

Windows 101

The same as Windows 2001 and Windows XP.

My computer used to be Windows 101

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows 3.51

A successor to Windows 3.5 and predecessor to Windows NT 4.0.

Windows 3.51 is NT-based

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows NT 5.0

The same as Windows 2000.

Windows NT 5.0 is 2000

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows NT XP

Officially known as Windows XP.

I formerly used Windows NT XP.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019