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Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012
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crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
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shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011
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soggy shake

soggy shake is the act of a man shaking his little man, usually a choad, where the smallest possible drop of pee lands on the mans hand. after he zips up he wakes out of the bathroom without washing there hands unknowingly having pee on there hand. you see this person and shake that hand.

when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others

both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee
Ewwwwwwh i think i was just the victim of a soggy shake. mad gross.

haha look that man had one mad soggy shake
by LHVAMADASUCA March 2, 2011
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nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
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scissor shake

When you shake hands using the fagina by surprise
Chelsea came in for a handshake and I slipped her the scissor shake.
by Steve in SD January 26, 2023
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Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.
I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.
by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023
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