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Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
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Pot High

A high school in the oh so shit town of port colbrne, Ontario. I sware that there is not one person there who doesn't do weed, hence the name pot high.
"Hey man, did you hear about the pot high bust that happened Friday?"
"Isn't there one every fucking day?"
by Homicidal toddler January 17, 2018
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pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes
"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"
by whateversara January 20, 2018
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Minch pot

The roll of fat under the belly button on a female.
by TheRealIan2 February 9, 2018
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pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!
Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!
by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018
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Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity
Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!
by BlueMommaWolf February 11, 2018
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Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
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