The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!
Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.
Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.
Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
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Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
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Get the smoky mountain giraffe mug.A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
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