Johnson Davidson

Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns

Have you see that Amish man Johnson Davidson?

by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020

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Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020

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Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats

Trevor Johnson is so sexy!

by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020

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Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.

“What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”

by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020

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The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.

"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020

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