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God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020
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J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops
I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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lollipop job

When you have a lollipop in your mouth and a girl picks it up with her vagina and then you pull it out and eat it
Jackie totally gave Joseph a lollipop job last night
by Daddys_stoner_princess April 6, 2017
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power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes
Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!
by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017
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Trace job

When a woman opens her mouth wide and inserts your penis without touching it with any part of her oral cavity.
I just want to feel your hot breath on it , give me a trace job.
by soulbro1967 June 13, 2017
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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