Juice Ain't Free

To refer to something as not free.

All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!!

by Kevin Klever August 25, 2008

Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate, like the boys in No Nut November

Ay are you still in Finger Free February?
Nah yesterday night was hitting different.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

FREE with paid order

FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.

by Larstait November 5, 2003

sucka free love

sucka free love means a dating or marital relationship free from games, fakery, manipulation, abuse, control, fraud, or frontin'. Loving sucka free means you wisely choose your romantic partners and have no problem nexting chumps, losers, cheats or emotionally unavailable chicken heads from your life. Sucka free love means you love and respect yourself more than you ever love someone else.

Todd woke up one morning next to his new girl Ramona and shivered thinking about that controlling jealous witch he was dating last year realized he finally hknew what sucka free love was all about!

by Deborrah Cooper March 9, 2008

AOL free CD

(n.) 1. A nifty frisbee that's available at any electronics store. You can decorate it yourself with any sort of Sharpy. They're free too, so you can grab as many as you like, despite any glares from store employees.
2. An object you should never put in your computer, for the sake of humanity.

I got my AOL free CD at Circuit City. I drew flowers on it and we played with it for hours until the dog ate it. I glad I grabbed three of them.

by Kaylo September 8, 2008

Free Public Wifi

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011