ball in the family

archie bangs gloria, mike bangs edith. they were very close.

they dug up some dirt on that old show from the 70's seems they liked to ball in the family

by burbman69 September 18, 2023

family ugly

The phenomenon where family members cannot see each other as attractive even if others outside the family do see one or more of that family as attractive.

So, your drunken college buddy says to you, yo sister lookin fine bro , and then before you swing you think to yourself wtf my sister isn’t good looking? That’s family ugly.

by PapooseSwampy September 23, 2023

Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

Forced Family

Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.

Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.

by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023

Familial obligations

Are conditional and must (necessarily) be reciprocal.

Hym "Familial obligations are must be both conditional and reciprocal. If you're going to allow me to be unfairly maligned (say if your sister or mother turned on you after all the sex trafficking) and you're not going to make a vested effort in my advancement in the world; can I even really call you 'family?' So no. You're outside of the 'family box.' You can step back in whenever you want."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

GAMECUBian Family Reunion

The term "GAMECUBian Family Reunion" essentially means orgy.

I can't wait to attend the GAMECUBian Family Reunion, and not bring protection.

by NRisGC August 10, 2023

Family Tubby

A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.

"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"

by ylftlf August 18, 2023