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Dylan

Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash
Crap here comes Dylan
by Brookesiom May 15, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a good looking boy, cute, loving person. He will fall in love with a fifth or sixth grader.He loves football but plays basketball . Dylan is brave and always gets girls attracted to him. He is very hot and sexy.
Dylan is tall
by Khalid better May 19, 2019
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Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019
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Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse
by SNobben33 April 1, 2019
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Dylanism

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism
by Juicenugget April 1, 2019
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Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic
Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo
by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019
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Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019
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