No Dick December

This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.

"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."

by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020

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December 3rd

National give or get a hoodie/sweater day. If you have someone else’s hoodie/sweater you have to wear!

It’s december 3rd imma go out on my man’s hoodie

by the big chunk December 3, 2020

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December 7th

december 7th is kill a person day. find a random person and kill them.

frank: "yoooo it's december 7th! hey bill, you know what day it is."
bill: "what?"
frank: "December 7th!!!"
bill: "oh no!!!!!"

by Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen December 5, 2020

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December 7

Day that all roblox players can wear what ever they want and not get judged bc it’s December 7th

Person 2:”ew I hate that oultfit.”

Person 1:”it’s December 7th”
Person 2:”oh shi-“

by Emily heart December 6, 2020

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December 24

The day the king aka Louis Tomlinson was born

Me: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: Christmas Eve December 24th!

Me: ugh no it’s Louis Tomlinson’s birthday!

by Goldenhourbabe December 6, 2020

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December 14

National Oikawa and Atsumu best friend day

Oikawa: Tsumu do you know what day it is?

Atsumu: No what day is it?

Oikawa: December 14th the day me and you became official baddie besties

Oikawa: Its the day we became official baddie besties

by Haikyu December 10, 2020

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