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Get the 20-24 Word Submission Goal mug.The new roaring 20's spanning from 2020 - 2029. We are already four years in, and it has already been very bad. Things that happened this decade are: COVID-19 pandemic, global recession, 9% inflation, high price increases in everything, Russo-Ukrainian War, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict, January 6th riots, terrible presidential candidates, widespread corruption, Jury Movement in Bangladesh, increasing wildfires across the world, climate change, global recession, extreme political polarization, attempted assassination of Donald Trump, a discouraged generation, and there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel so far.
by nb21-rz2k August 28, 2024
Get the The Abhorring 20's mug.by 584940493395874392034839394 October 22, 2024
Get the 4:20 pm mug.Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
Get the National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day mug.It's the day when the absolute sweetheart of a person was born. This person is charming, lovely and kind. They're strong and gives a bundle of joy to everyone around them. May they be happy and successful always✨️
Hey do you know what day it is ?
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!
by Chonno November 20, 2024
Get the May 20 mug.Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass
Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?
Boyfriend: sure
Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*
Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
Boyfriend: sure
Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*
Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024
Get the 20 pounds of bounce that ass mug.the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
by datguy_009 December 7, 2024
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