Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas

Super smart curly haired boiiii with stiff fingers ;) he is number one fortnite gamer and super awesome boi.

Wow!
What?
Its Thomas!
OMG THOMAS?!?! That guy is so awesome!

by Anon Thongas November 11, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a faggot

Thomas is gay

by Jacehussar February 26, 2019

Thomas

Means how dumb you can be

also it is a name like (Eliel Thomas)

i m a thomas.

by Daniel Grave March 3, 2019

thomas whitehead

Not a bitch

He is definitely not a thomas whitehead

by cdhgjgdge March 7, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is an amazing person who is hawt and cool. He is a hardcore gamer and every lady is lucky to have him. Thomas is often a brown head with brown eyes . He is really athletic

Thomas is so cool

by LizardTail9876 March 8, 2019

Thomas

A guy who hates Hanna

if a guy hates Hanna he is a Thomas.
"I hate hanna"

by geminikid98 March 10, 2019