suicide

NOT A GOOD THING. YOU WILL DIE.

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”

by taytay dust May 28, 2022

Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 28, 2022

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich

I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?

by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you

If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide

by NoHuman February 12, 2022

Suicide

Something i would most likely do due to me dying in everything other than real life.

Boy 1: Damn i died lemme kill my self
Boy 2: ya mean suicide?

by 1likebl@ckc0cks March 31, 2022