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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. May 4, 2025

Sea Spray

When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray

Dude, let me borrow that funnel so I can get filled up for a sea spray tonight.

by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

Sea Maggot

Jetski owner, usually a sea doo with ask the decal packs added on.

Look at that sea doo rider flying through the no wake zone. What a sea maggot.

by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Irish Sea Foam

When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.

Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!

by Jfkgotrekt63 April 23, 2024

Part the red sea

Engaging in sexual relations with a female when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.

by fucklit April 25, 2024