Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

by Franleen January 4, 2024

dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after

I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute

by Freedivercam January 20, 2024

Dirt puller

Insert a vegetable that grows in the ground into her butt and have her lay on her stomach and remove it and eat as if you pulled it out the ground

Yo baker you fw the dirt puller

by Seth Arthur December 11, 2023

dirt

The fliest fit you ever seen in yo life

This fit is dirt.

by cooper srichan December 13, 2023

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023