Bed Gypsy

A person who will have sexual relationships with some one just to have a roof over their head when things get tough in life and then move on to the next victim of love.

It was a few weeks after our brake up that she/he moved in with her/his new lover. The Bed Gypsy lied for two years saying “I Love You.” Then on to the next bed.

by Liljoe6981 June 23, 2022

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?

by Xingle June 24, 2022

Bed-head

Getting head while laying in the bed

She gives great bed-head

by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022

Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022