by vladimir trump February 19, 2024
Get the beach mug.1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
Get the Jones Beach mug.A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.
by Beachboyfriend March 4, 2024
Get the Beach Girlfriend mug.The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
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Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
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Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024
Get the beach walk mug.by Beverly Hills beach June 6, 2022
Get the Beverly Hills beach mug.It’s beaches, how am I guna roll up without a blunt?
Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin
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Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin
Can I hit the weed? It’s beaches bro this my last wood and you didn’t put in on this
by mike in dis ho June 7, 2022
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