Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman

The definition of this "joke" is still opaque at best. From my understanding, it was a reference BY Lindsay Ann Sherrill ABOUT Lindsay Ann Sherrill. It was made on Valentine's Day 2005 after she pounded not one, not two, but three White Russians. (and by pounded three white russians i dont mean had rough sex with three men from russia)...(or do i???) While she is in nursing school, she is not a doctor. She has been in charge of giving medicine to patients on occasion, which may be where this self-title is rooted. More information will be posted when received

"Hey, who is that sexy dancer dancing behind P Diddy?"
"Oh, thats Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman"

by Tony Tone Tone February 15, 2005

Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!

A sentence commonly shouted by delusional old women who were brought up in a "proper" and "pure" world if they hate a particular woman for being a disbelieving Jew. It is commonly believed that in the 1930s and into the early 1940s, the words 'Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!' were commonly uttered as an interjection of surprise...

"So Nana, what is your opinion on Britney Spears and the media attention she is getting in the aftermath of her custody battle?"
"Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!"

by Adam, Associate of Ross April 1, 2008

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010