Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting

Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu

by Deez2000 October 14, 2021

Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

Turkey (gobble gobble)

To tickle underneath a mans ballsack. Usually dont while saying gobble gobble. Usually done between close friends for a laugh. Also see Goose...

Im gonna Turkey (gobble gobble) Jamie In The changing room

by NORMANBEN October 21, 2010

brown turkey bacon

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

by gav123 December 26, 2006