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Super Junior

A person that went to college and dropped out senior year
Dan Maltese is the coolest super junior I know!
by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019
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Super straight

Super straight

A made up sexuality used to invalidate the gender of trans people.
Commonly defended as a "preference"
Super straight people often believe trans-people aren't actually their gender or think that dating a trans-person makes them somehow less straight.

Spicy transphobia
Dude 1: So I'm super straight
Dude 2: So you have a preference for cis-women?
Dude 1: No, I just don't want to be gay dating a trans-women
Dude 2: Oh so you're just trans-phobic.
Dude 1: Nothing against trans-women but they aren't ACTUALLY women
by Charcoal eggs July 8, 2021
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Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011
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Super Straight

A very real, very legitimate sexuality and preference. Consisting of an extremely marginalized community.

Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.

The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.
Person A: Sorry, I only date biological women/men.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.
by Tough Pill February 1, 2023
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Super bowel

On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.
I can’t wait to release my super bowel.
by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019
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Super Max

MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX - 'SUPER MAX' PITSTOP BOYS
by honestmaxverstappenfan February 12, 2022
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super dmca

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.
Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.
by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003
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