Rule 998

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something

You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998

by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules. I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019

Eyebrow rule

If she has thick eyebrows, theres a better than average chance she has a thick bush.

"Dude, Emilia Clarke totally follows the eyebrow rule!"

by NizzleDogg499 September 9, 2018

Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018