The Keef Queef

n: When you do a bong or weed vape hit through your anus, then releasing the combination of gases into the air in a hotboxed room.

"Damn babe did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? Now shit smells like skunk ass"

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by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025

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Queef Starker

British Prime Minister.

Queef = A cunt that emits hot air. A fanny fart.

Starker = Raving mad lunatic

By Jove Nicholls!!! Have you seen this morning’s headlines?!! Queef Starker has abandoned the use of passports!!

by Befferson 2 June 17, 2025

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Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.

"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."

by Kosity June 24, 2025

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Peter queef

A random shot from your urethra intended to be caught by a willing receptical

Jimmy “Peter queefed all over Jimenez as welcomed recipient from his joy!

by Jarod Bogue July 28, 2025

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noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

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