Milky mud trails

When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.

Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.

by Knotbrother June 6, 2020

Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.

“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”

by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020

elmo mud bath

The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.

I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.

by charleswm94 March 22, 2017

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

by Hardened shell October 25, 2019

Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.

The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

by doin it like danny December 5, 2012