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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.
Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”
by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022
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ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.
Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!
by rinasshay October 29, 2022
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Foley's Law

You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022
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law-ay

the way you tell someone they're pretty/beautiful
"Hoy,gaga law-ay kaw"
"Hey,gurl you're so beautiful"
by Bahog imong bilat Yawa December 30, 2021
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Law of Okan

The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.

It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus
Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”
by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021
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Big law

(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.
"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"

"Oh yeah, that's big law."
by SaltySugar_ December 22, 2021
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