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Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
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Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
by zgoosr July 21, 2023
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Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂
by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023
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callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson
Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there
by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021
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Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.
by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021
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Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.
Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.
by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022
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Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.
"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022
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