gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.

1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.

by JD4thebest October 25, 2012

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013