david dexter

A David Dexter is a bad ass mother fucker That constantly thinks about banging his missis. Normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using sex toys

Your such a badass you must be a David Dexter

by Djafd2 November 26, 2015

David faded

taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.

Dude, Cullen is so david faded.

by CJ Hall October 28, 2018

david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story

He’s proper David dividing there

by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

david roddy

A person whom is an absolute retard, who thinks he's cool and he isn't.

That david roddy kid is so stupid.

by SlayerPlayZz July 10, 2018

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018