chocolate eyepatch

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.

Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.

by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021

Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick

“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”

by Piss King October 17, 2021

fredo chocolate

A Fredo Chocolate ( Just call it a Fredo ) is a piece of chocolate shaped like a frog. It is typically sold in the U.K by a company called Cadbury, some people use it as a way to measure inflation by how cheap they used to be.

“Hey mate you seen the price of Fredo Chocolates they used to be cheap! Now they are a pound.”

“Hey mate you mind giving me a pound, I want to buy a Fredo.”

by DeadbeatMan67 September 6, 2021

Chocolate Waterfall

Diarrhea/ Taking a dump or blasting liquid poop.

“Honey! Our baby let out a chocolate waterfall. Come help me change his diaper!”

by IWantToBeUnknown September 26, 2021

chocolate slush

When a man gets ground ice filled In his rectum and another man drinks it.

I tried chocolate slush, it tasted weird.

by aeaoi February 17, 2022

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

chocolate brain

When you give a black person head

Yo I saw my boy receiving "chocolate brain"

by NIGGA-CHIN June 10, 2021