Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

by Chazz@ March 21, 2022

touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"

*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"

by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

National touch thigh day

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs .

Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay

by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

National touch thigh day

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .

Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay

by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.

I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.

by dasapollo September 13, 2021