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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Trinity Test

"Trinity" Test was the code name of the first detonation of a nuclear weapon test, conducted by the United States Army and the Manhattan Project leaders at 5:29 a.m. on July 16, 1945, in Los Alamos, New Mexico.
Did you know, that the "Trinity test" plunged humanity into the so-called Atomic Age?
by pacificshell50 August 23, 2022
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Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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Test

Test is the best.
by Anomaloplane October 25, 2022
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test flight

When you don’t know if your viagra is expired, so you pop a few and proceed to helicopter (spin your cock around in a circular motion much like helicopter blades) your cock to make sure it still does it’s job.
“Bro, I brought this girl home but I was all out of viagra. Luckily there was a couple left in a really old container so I had to take one for a test flight.”
by Snikt November 13, 2022
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Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
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