Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex

I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

Dirt Star

The protruding brown star on the anus of one’s body. Commonly referred to as an ass hole

Shalyssa lost her God Damn mind and was rolling around on the floor with her dirt star out

by Bobby2shoeskickin November 5, 2023

Dirt

Dirt aka "Dre" is the term given to that one friend in your group who is on the upmost amount of heinousity. This term can be applied to that one friend who's been caught up in the sheets for a 3 peat with a 2 ball. Dirt can be heightened while under the influence of booze, those dolls you saw on your way to class that nobody pays attention to suddenly become relevant in your realm, going from a max sober 2, to a very un-sober 9.

You get a call from that one friend who's on "Dirt" at any time after midnight and you get a call of help cause he had been kick out of the sober 2's room with no shoes, dogs out n all. Mind you he has admitted it is grease and but proceeds to tap in the following week and week prior.

by UncleLarry November 15, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023