As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

Touch tips

When Bankhead and Erroll of T.T ENT touch penis to initiate each other before the end of the day

We like to touch tips

by Ffm alley May 21, 2021

touch of the tuite

Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day

I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite

by MUZ May 22, 2021

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.

I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.

by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021

Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.

"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"

by Brandaids May 7, 2021

skank touched

When one of those really skanky girls that you no touches you and you just all of a sudden feel really dirty.

OMG! I was standin in the hall today, when all of a sudden Lanie walked by and touched my arm! I felt so skank touched i had to go and wash it off right away!

by Georgia August 21, 2003