Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

jordan

better than aiden at soccer

jordan is so good at soccer

by jdawg17123 June 3, 2018

Jordan

Little Cuban Bitch Boy

Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan

by FaDeZShadow June 6, 2018

Jordan

Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls

Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine

Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me

#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby

by SexyPornStar April 21, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot

Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan

by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017

Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017