jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Jesus Freak

A person willing to stand up for their faith in Jesus, no matter what people think. They are often classified as weird or dorks or creeps, but that just goes to show how sad this world has become. I am a VERY proud Jesus Freak, and I will shout it to the world. I dont care what people say about my faith. I really pity those who put the definitions saying that we are creeps or uncool. Jesus is the absolute coolest person that ever walked the face of the earth. Seriously, He died so that you could have a chance to be with Him, and yet many people just spit in his face.

The Jesus Freak walked into class, a cross around her neck, and sat in her seat as some rolled their eyes at her and others smiled. She smiled back at her friends, and at her enemies, not caring what they said behind her back.

by Gods Girl June 15, 2009

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

Jesus Box

A small box, with a depiction of Jesus Christ in any number of biblical predicaments, which is used as a money box where money is deposited and withdrawn on the honor system.

I couldn't steal money from the Jesus box, what with the Lord watching over me and all.

by markymarkle July 6, 2006

Digital Jesus

A nickname for the artist "Jon Bellion" given to him by himself.

Did you listen to "Conversations with my Wife"? He just dropped it like that. Jon is such a digital jesus.

by andieestreet October 20, 2018

jesus junkies

people, who's lives are governed by the mythological figure of a character in religious folklore, by the name of jesus.

The controversial World Youth Day in Sydney, Austalia, July 2008, is a gathering of hundreds of thousands of cathiolic jesus junkies, including their top godgobber, the octogenerian German warmongering agitator, Pope Benedict Ratzinger the XV1.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

to jesus (someone)

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

by Rick8296 August 31, 2005