something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up
by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022
Get the family mug.An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023
Get the Bootiful family group chat mug.An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023
Get the Bootiful family group chat mug."this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"
by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023
Get the The Family Guy Conflict mug.by Birdiswordlover44 December 18, 2023
Get the family guy gangster mug.I would love to go to this social function, but I have plans to get drunk and play D&D with my family.
by Drunk and Dragons April 15, 2023
Get the Family mug.The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
by Wurti April 22, 2023
Get the Family Wurtinger mug.