Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021

drive-by psychiatry

Drive-by psychiatry is when a total stranger (usually not a mental health professional) tries to diagnose you based on your interactions. This is very common on social media and internet comment sections.

To make this online space more inclusive, we ask that members refrain from drive-by psychiatry, especially while arguing with someone you disagree with.

by xxNOxxx July 1, 2021

Drive by

When you skrr skrr ( leave a skid mark ), and pew pew ( shoot your load ) at the same time.

'Damn, he pulled a drive by on me last night and I had to do a whole load of washing after'

by Disappointingraisin July 5, 2021

DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

Chuckanut Drive

Chuckanut Drive, a road winding along Northwestern Washington state.

Say it slowly... Chuck-a-nut

Now ...............Toss-a-testicle

What are we doing tonight, honey?

Well, first we will Chuckanut drive up the coast and eat some oysters.

by SpringChicken October 12, 2013

drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011