James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3

She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.

by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.

"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."

by Shitac® August 20, 2017

Thelap's Disease

The compulsive disorder of chatting shit for absolutely no reason. Perhaps for oneself's entertainment purposes, sometimes it just comes up and when it does it's unstoppable.

Hey man you're chatting so much shit, i think you've got Thelap's disease

by hmmidk321 August 21, 2017

bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.

I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""

by Joelseph August 22, 2017