Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.

damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.

yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

Boofy Brain

The feeling of mental and cognitive exhaustion after completely a mentally demanding task; such as a long test, similar to how Boofy’s brain acts all the time.

Damn bro I took the SAT today and had Boofy Brain for a solid hour and a half. I couldn’t do anything

by Eyote0145 December 4, 2021

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.

"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."

by interwebification June 23, 2021

Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand

Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza

by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021

Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021