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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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boat

example :

cam : ivory wanna be my favorite boat

ivory : im nobodies boat tf
by toolavish May 12, 2021
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boat rower

an exercise used as an alternate to the prone row during the preparation drills. or if you dont know the name to an exercise you make up your own shit
the boat rower is used to increase your tollerence for bullshit
by sgl December 6, 2012
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ally boat owner

A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.
"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"

"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
by GRP owner September 16, 2012
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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
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gilly boat

A teenage male who is generally a boarder that is usually the best at sports such as cricket. A gilly boat gets dirty easily, and can often be quoted asking for a wash.
He looks like he will be a gilly boat when he gets older.
by Member of the general public September 24, 2013
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rowing a boat

Tyler was in that circle jerk last night rowing a boat.
by Bill Hilly October 9, 2013
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