Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014

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P pog

P=petty P=peice O=of G=garbage
P pog

P pog means pretty peice of garbage.

by Yea this is isaakool April 1, 2019

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A safe word used by people who want to use the bathroom without having to state the reason for leaving. Often used in urgency when the person is in a large conversation/argument with family or friends.

Jim: "Well George, pick a side! I don't have all day!"
George: "Uh sorry Jim, I have to P-Dizzle."

by Thefuturemadscientistleague January 27, 2013

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pushing P

P=Popping man pussy
pushing P=pushing hemorrhoids out of you man pussy after a long anal finger blasting with your uncle

yo me and my uncle were pushing P

by yourfriendlyelateacher January 18, 2022

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pussin p

Sucking off 10 dudes in a circle while running 2 mph and hoping

James is running in a circle while sucking off 1 of the 10 dudes and pussin p

by Dickie white January 19, 2022

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Pushing P

Pushing P is the process of buying and selling penises wrapped in whale meat.
In order to successfully Push P, you must take said whale wrapped penis, and shove it up one's rectal system.

"you pushing P" "Shheeee I be pushing P"

by SSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHH February 7, 2022

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