dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex

I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

Dirt Star

The protruding brown star on the anus of one’s body. Commonly referred to as an ass hole

Shalyssa lost her God Damn mind and was rolling around on the floor with her dirt star out

by Bobby2shoeskickin November 5, 2023