3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.

He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.

by ma15t March 5, 2023

Airplane wash

Cock-pits.

Treat your woman by washing the penis and under arms, before sexual activities.

I'm not touching you until you have an airplane wash!

by Hankenstein March 9, 2023

Washed

When a guy named peter is really annoying because he is really dumb and just stupid

"that guy is washed"

by JohnnyWanny March 16, 2023

AI Washing

Making over-inflated claims about use of AI (Artificial Intelligence).

Some companies claim to use AI when they're actually using less-sophisticated computing. They are AI washing.

by Uzzbuzz July 3, 2024

Pawsh Wash

The act of cleaning your ass in the shower after taking a poop

Hold on guys, I just finished pooping so ill hop on after I do a pawsh wash

by ThePaulinator July 10, 2024

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024