Who left

Your mom

Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

left on m

the act of being met with a non-answer or any type of filler used to disregard/ignore a question or statement during a text conversation.

I asked him to explain himself, but I got left on m

by pohgii March 30, 2022

my left

my left, so your right, so if you said my left it is their right but if they say my left, then it is your right

"its on my left"
*goes on his own left*
"i said my left you piece of shit"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

las vegas left turn

When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.

by bush did 911 March 20, 2022

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Boston Left

A driving technique for turning left onto a busy road with no stoplight. You use the middle left-turn lane (also known as the suicide lane) as a buffer before merging into the lane you're actually supposed to drive in.

Friend: How are we supposed to turn onto this road? There's always a car in each lane.
You: Guess we have to make a Boston Left.

by deutschshep January 28, 2022

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022