spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Spider main

Somone who mains spiderman in hero shooter Marvel Rivals, these people usually have birth defects due to genetic issues or in womb drinking

"Dude I know that Spider Main doesn't have any parents"

by Muncho huncho March 29, 2025

spider

a pretty fricken cool dude

your a spider

by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025

Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025