mindfulness

When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.

In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.

by Bachelor boB July 11, 2021

Mind over Motive

The practice of waiting out a shite gaff until it gets busier and therefore better

It’s a case of mind over motive until the women get here Pete

by E_lj23 October 27, 2022

pee mind

someone who is nasty

stop being such a pee mind,

by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022

mindful wizard

The mf brooklyn goat wizard

The mindful wizard just gave me goaty advice for my life

by Thon the angry wizard April 27, 2022

mind sport

a sport that involves more thinking than physical action

speed cubing is a mind sport

by AdamTiro September 16, 2022

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

by pxrfectdisease September 27, 2022

TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.

Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022