horses in the back

Only Lil Nas x can have the horses in the back!

"I got the horses in the back."

-Lil Nas x

by The Coopdiscoop April 23, 2019

Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Mongolian Horse Race

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.

by pdodledad August 2, 2010

I love horses

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

by The Wiglet April 19, 2009

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

beating the dead horse

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

by Rellinger April 6, 2005

Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.

Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”

by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010