Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

lynks disease

A disease you have, cuck

Person 1: yo you have lynks disease cuck
Person 2: yo correct cuck

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease

an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.

"ayo you see that crazy chick with tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease?"

"yea bro im kinda scared"

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.

Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023

Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024

Action Movie Disease

The phenomena in which the dialogue in action movies is much too quiet, while the action scenes are far too loud; forcing the viewer to constantly increase and decrease the volume.

I love John Wick but I hate how I constantly have to increase the volume while people are talking and decrease the volume during action scenes. This is a typical case Action Movie Disease.

by Gwynnyyy January 6, 2024