Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

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Biggy Breakfast

A "Biggy Breakfast" is a sexual term referring to the act of putting an American breakfast (consisting of pancakes or other substitute, maple syrup, scrambled or over easy eggs, crispy bacon, and an optional side of fruit) on a fat woman's genitals after the male has climaxed inside said genitals. The male then takes a bite of as much food as possible in one bite, and gives the rest to the fat woman. The semen adds a salty taste and creates an enjoyable creaminess to every bite.

Henry: "Hey Margaret, wanna do a Biggy Breakfast?"
Margaret: "Sure! I'm really craving some breakfast food right now. Let's do it without fruit though."

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

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Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

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Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

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